This happened in februari this year, just before corona outbreak, during those days when we were free and happy people living a life without hysteria and restrictions 😬
One evening I was bored and in need "to have fun". I like coincidences, adventure of different scale, i like to gamble but not casino type, i like spontanious wow feeling 😁. So i decided to play kind of roulette game with all contacts i had in chatt app 😁 Those were guys i never fucked of One or another reason😏. So i closed My eyes scrolled the list forward and backwards several times and let My finger open a random profile 😁 and then sent a message to fuck 😆 not just a message but also ready to do what it says.
First profile i opened , nick Gem something, i left him a message something like - its your lucky day, man! You were chosen randomly to be My next fuck! We shall meet Day/time and let us fuck like never! 🥳 🤣 This first profile unfortunately were travelling and asked me if he could use "this generous offer" next weekend. I Said No, this is my game and my rules, they cant be broken, this weekend only.
Profile number two, three, four, etc happened to live in other cities or were busy, asking to extend the offer. But my rules stayed unchanged. Its Valid only for given period of time. Interesting was that almost none of them remembered who I was except one, yet all of them were excited to meet anonymous me - there was no picture of me , no information about me either. I could have been a dude 😁🧔😅 None questionned why and how come. Instead only excited at first and later upset.
So how did all go? Did i meet anyone ? 😆 Nope. None. None were ready for immediate adventure, all needed to plan it..and thats understandable. But planned fucks lacks coincidence, gamble and spontanity ! Thats what we normally do - we plan to meet and then we fuck. Boring 😏 not this time please!
I let sometimes coincidences do my choice.. amoung hundreds of profiles coincidence, gamble and spontanity will find the lucky fuck for me. It doesnt guarantee best fuck but it gives another type of mental pleasure when u let a universe to choose for u a fuck 😁🏵️ i wonder how would that fuck look like?!
Once when i was in the city walking, i received a message from some member, i have never met, he tried long time to catch my attention but i Always said no. A rich danish asshole 😁 i am not in favour of fuckers living abroad neither ignorant rich. Find your own bitches nearby! To travel in order to fuck is kind of too desperate for my taste! Anyway , he messaged me like - "its fun to look over Humlegården from my balcony! " I stopped, almost stumbled, and turned around - wtf! I am passing by Humlegården, a small city center park. I looked up on balconies opposite the park and the thought striked me - there is someone near me just now, at this very moment watching park i am next to .. wow! I start to feel adrenaline filling in me - what a fucked Up coincidence! Just when i was passing , he sends me message. Fuck my rules! And i wrote him back:
"Do u know where i am?"
"Nope.. u mean? No way?! Are u in Humlegården?"
"Unfortunately yes sir. I have an offer for u .. "
" I am listening 👂👂
" u managed to surprise me man. I change my rules this time only. meet me now and lets fuck the way u always wanted."
"With no underwear and in short skirt? Would u do that for me? U r joking? I dont believe u. Really?" (I have tortured him for more than a year , calling names and being brat 😁, no wonder he reacted as he did)
"Unfortunately i am not joking. I am actually next to Humlegården."
" Damn it! "
"What? Ur balcony fell ? 😂😂"
"Can we meet in the evening please"
"No sorry. Its important coincidencial moment : u on ur balcony looking over the park I am happened to pass through. This is a moment! Now or never "
"I have a problem 😬. I am in copenhagen, i was just kidding about Humlegården, wrote without thinking. But i can take a plane and we can meet this evening instead!!"
"This doesnt sound good dude. I am afraid universe just made fun of me or us 😂😂. Have a nice day asshole 😁"
What a shame! It didnt work both times! But I still want to believe that one day the universe put together all puzzle pieces perfectly in order for me to experience sex based on coincidence, gamble and spontanity 💯 there is something to look forward!
As for my last sex experience.. after two impotent weeks, as a result of my periods and mood swings, i finally got laid. It was a goooood sex, i cum long and deep one (thats how i defy orgasm - deep, middle, on surface). Later i got to know that it was an international day of orgasm 😂 (what a coincidence!), I was lucky enough to celebrate it with orgasm 😅 if i was to describe this sex then it would be like he was trying to please angry me and he succeed it maybe too much cause in the end i wanted more but he was already done for the day 😐 I know i shouldnt complain but he might also take it as a compliment. He managed to perform good foreplay. A bad foreplay leads to short sex, but he gave me good foreplay, so good that i would have had it more than one time! ☺️ On the other hand he was fighting with not finishing since first minutes. I always feel when its time to cum for him, feeling of bouncy inside all the time, thats when vaginal walls and dick in its max capacity get bouncy. He held that capacity for too long time. So when i cum it took him less than a minute to cum after me, with huge relief feeling. Many men whouldnt have a capacity to hold even a minute, they cum first and then apoligise or try to make it up, which is even worse 😁 i just was too horny that day..way horny 😁 even though i played with myself all two weeks, but nothing can beat real fuck! Nothing 👌🤸💏
Now back to coincidence, gamble, spontanity 💯 i am quite sure i am not the only one who believes that there is something sexual loaded with this idea of sex. I wonder if anyone ever got to finish this task?! How was it? Did it work well ?
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